vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

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ordoadcha:

Akira  (1988)

Blade Runner (1982)

Ghost in the Shell (1995)

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cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

(Source: illuminators, via vandor-ederoi)

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

(via maliciaous)

straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

(via maliciaous)

asshatry:

X-men 2 was on tv and it was at the part where Nightcrawler says to Storm “Someone so beautiful should not be so angry” and my little brother said “I have that problem too”.

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therealhamster:

drpepper2:

stop watching hentai you freakin weirdos

no

image

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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via maliciaous)

kaylanewell:

i passed this on my bike the other day and it made me feel better and now look here it is again

kaylanewell:

i passed this on my bike the other day and it made me feel better and now look here it is again

(Source: sediti0n, via maliciaous)

awwww-cute:

This dog will sit like this for hours

awwww-cute:

This dog will sit like this for hours

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catp0rn:

red3blog:

What the…

Cats are somethin else

(Source: lolgifs.net, via maliciaous)

art-of-swords:

Ritual Axe

  • Dated: late 19th century
  • Culture: Tibetan
  • Medium: iron, gold, silver, black lacquer
  • Measurements: overall lenght 64.1 cm

The crescent-shaped axe head is decorated with bats amidst cloud scrolls framed by a geometric border and issuing from the jaws of a makara dragon. The shaft is decorated in silver, gilt and black lacquer with the bajixiang (the eight Buddhist emblems) reserved on a sectional wan ground between the faceted base and bats alternating with shou character roundels.

Source: Copyright 2014 © Bonhams

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